This one-of-a-kind, hand-built amphora-style vase makes a bold statement in both form and message. Featuring a vivid blue hand-lettered slogan—“Call Me Hot Not Pretty”—on one side and playful illustrations of two dogs on the reverse, this piece is equal parts cheeky, empowering, and deeply crafted.

Lovingly made from speckled stoneware clay and finished in a glossy cream glaze, this vase blends ancient vessel shapes with a contemporary attitude. It’s ideal for flowers, as a sculptural centrepiece, or simply to spark conversation.

✨ Key Features:

Handmade and hand-painted

Statement quote and dog illustrations in cobalt blue

Dual loop handles for a classic amphora silhouette

Fully glazed inside and out

🎯 Perfect for:

Feminist home decor lovers

Queer, playful ceramic collectors

Artful gifting (housewarmings, birthdays, etc.)

Standing out in any minimalist or maximalist space

🌱 Each vase is handmade in small batches with sustainability and expression at its core. No two are exactly alike.

-Exclusively designed, hand-built and fired by Toast Studio.
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-Our products are professionally packaged using sustainable materials. We ship from the U.K. and strive to provide 100% unbreakable packaging. If you are shopping internationally, we will do our best to secure the mugs, but please be aware that we cannot guarantee they will arrive intact. We encourage you to consider this before making your purchase.